It was another excellent day on the geocaching trail with Robgso (a.k.a. Rob),
Cupdaisy (a.k.a. Shoffner), and Diefenbaker (a.k.a. Scott), this time primarily
in Bethania, a tiny historical community a few miles northwest of the
Winston-Salem. As often happens with caching, we ended up in settings that can
inspire some of my best and creepiest horror tales. Not that the locations
themselves are necessarily spooky, but they're isolated, dilapidated, and
old, and they lend themselves to all kinds of morbid imaginings, at least
when, as a writer, you specialize in the
Frighten-Your-Neighbors-and-Their-Children-to-Death department. Of course, in
certain company, it's pretty difficult to work up a good scare because
shenanigans tend to overshadow all else. Witness the image just below. I'm
trying to take a picture of a hidden, crumbling, overgrown old bridge above a
watery gorge, and somebody up and photobombs it. I mean, that's gauche. Isn't
that gauche?
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This Old Trail Dawg photobombs "This Old Bridge"
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Bethania was the first organized Moravian settlement in North Carolina, dating
back to 1759, and it is currently designated as a National Historic Landmark.
As soon as you hit the trails here, you are surrounded by an atmosphere of
antiquity, the woods full of crumbling, rusting relics of days gone by — most
not going back to the 18th century, but some of it certainly prior to
my time on this earth. There are numerous old structures long fallen to ruin;
bricks, stones, and fixtures from houses and buildings that collapsed or were
demolished some untold number of years ago; impressive geologic formations;
and dark ponds and marshes which one can easily imagine being inhabited by all
kinds of mysterious, primordial entities. I expect that H. P. Lovecraft would
have been quite taken with the setting.
Our favorite location — at
least for some of us — was at a cache called "Fuse Box" (
GC5MRW7), the search for which led us up a massive, rounded hill, where we found at
the top a number of old, half-demolished structures that looked as if they had
succumbed to an assault by the Dunwich Horror. We didn't find any bodies,
dammit, though we did come upon a refrigerator — this of relatively recent
vintage — bearing the spray-painted message "Fuck the World." I can only expect
this was the last statement of some poor victim who was annoyed by the unknown
horror's very rude rampage. The main house was a pile of wreckage, as seen
below, while a few of the smaller outbuildings remained in relatively decent
repair, although we didn't venture too far into most of them for fear they might
be full of shenanigans. Kind of in that vein, a short distance from the
wreckage, someone had lined up, in semi-meticulous fashion, a number of blue
glass bottles. Collectible, for all I know, though I collected none of them,
preferring to leave them in place for the next unsuspecting witnesses to
enjoy.
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I had nothing to do with this, I swears it.
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As far as the caching itself went, we enjoyed it mightily. We got to climb
gnarly old rotten trees, scale cliffs like mountain goats, and leaf-surf down
frighteningly steep hillsides yelling "cowabunga!" At one cache, which turned
out to be hidden in a tree trunk right about eye level, both Rob and I circled
it several times without seeing it; when I finally did, I yelled, "Fucking
snake!" because, if it had been one, I'd have been chomped but good. Speaking of
snakes, Rob and I apparently walked right by a big black one without seeing it,
whereas Scott and Shoffner took photos. I do like black snakes. Classy animals.
And then, out there in the middle of the woods, we ran into some little statue
dude coming out of the ground. Not sure why, but it struck me as kind of an
asshole thing to do, to come up out of the ground like that. Scott agreed, as he
rightly should; not sure about our other compatriots. Anyway, we passed the
little guy by and went on about our caching.
We had a decent, rather late lunch at the
Muddy Creek Cafe. All
in all, it was good. A very good day — even with the shenanigans and little
stone assholes.
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We were really cooking today.
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Someone was feeling pretty, witty, and wise.
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A random little asshole we encountered in the woods
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