Thursday, September 22, 2022

Clusterfuckin’ Our Way to Michigan, Part 2

Saturday, September 17, 2022
Ms. B. and I loaded up our rental Toyota SUV and hit the road early — after a quick breakfast stop at McDonald's. Nonstop and direct, it's about a five-hour drive to drive to Munising, which was our first overnight destination in the Upper Peninsula. We had enjoyed our stay at the Terrace Motel there on our first UP visit ("Midland & More in Da Moonlight, Sunday," October 5, 2014), so we decided to stay there again. It's convenient, kind of rustic, and only a little smelly. A dearth of roaches is also a distinct plus.

On our way UPward, we stopped for several caches, a picnic lunch at a wayside overlooking Lake Superior, just on the north side of the Mackinac Bridge (a cache placed at the site of a reported Bigfoot sighting, which made me smile), and a visit to Kitch-iti-kipi on Indian Lake. Kitch-iti-kipi (in Ojibwe, "the Big Spring," "The Big Cold Spring," or "the Mirror of Heaven," depending on the translation source) is a spring that is so cold that the water is clear as glass to its bottom (45 feet) and fallen trees are perfectly preserved. There's a glass-bottomed raft on a cable that allows you to float out on the water and view the breathtaking scenery down in the depths. Happily, there's a geocache on the raft, as well as a virtual cache and an EarthCache.
Some of the fallen trees that are actually deep underwater in Kitch-iti-kipi, seen from the raft
View of the spring through the glass bottom of the raft
The raft on its way across the spring pool
After enjoying the sights — and caches — at Kitch-iti-kipi, we took off for Munising via a few back roads, one of which turned out to be a very long, very deserted dirt track through what I believe is the deepest, darkest forest I've ever entered. It was truly gorgeous and a little eerie. This is bear, moose, and Sasquatch country, and I did really, really hope our rental car would behave itself over that stretch of 25 miles or so. It did. Good car! We did have the pleasure of passing through the one marked town on the map — Steuben — which turned out to be two houses and a streetlight.

Eventually, we landed in Munising. After checking in at the Terrace, we turned around and went out to dinner at The Duck Pond Eatery & Beer Garden over in Christmas, a tiny village just west of Munising. I went for the "fresh-caught daily" whitefish and a couple of Michigan craft beers; Ms. B. had a whitefish taco. All quite delicious.

After dinner, a little daylight remained and there were a couple of caches just down the road, so we headed out after them. One ended up being at the old Grand Island Harbor Lighthouse, which is tucked away in the woods not far from the main road. An ingenious cache lurked here. There was another one a short distance away near the beach along Lake Superior. It turned out to be hidden in a veritable cavern beneath the roots of a gigantic fallen tree. The search took some serious time, as the posted coordinates were off by a looooong way. Still, it was a gorgeous evening, the settings were lovely, and we had a wonderful time of it.

We headed back to the Terrace, drank a little wine, and eventually retired for the evening.

A lovely first day in the very lovely UP.
Do you suppose there might be a geocache in there?
Sure is dark in here!
Evening view of Lake Superior from "A Walk on the Beach" (GC1HK7Z)
Sunday, September 18, 2022
Today's plan was to head up from Munising up to the Keweenaw Peninsula, to a B&B we'd rented on the shores of Portage Lake. It's a pretty long drive, especially given that, in many places here, one Upper Peninsula mile is the equivalent of about five nautical miles, and with many roads being two lanes with only occasional passing zones, getting behind a slow-driving peasant can really rack up the time behind the wheel. So we started out early, with breakfast at Falling Rock Cafe & Bookstore, which we'd found delightful on our trip here in 2014. It was again delightful, though not quite as quirky and off-the-wall as we'd found it back in the day. Still... we'd go again.

Once on the road, we passed through Marquette, which we'd visited last time, and now set a course for nearby Dead River Falls. The drive to the falls took us down a long and winding backroad through dense forest land, where we came upon an old, rickety bridge that had once served as the main road. Here there was a cache — a cool one called "Brain Box"  (GC5FEJX), which I stopped to find. The falls lay very nearby, and there was another cache there to be found — "Boris" (GC66VTC) — which was even cooler, especially since I'd given up looking for it and Kimberly ended up finding it far from where it was supposed to reside. Kind of a scary fellow, this Boris.

The falls themselves were scenic, if not quite as spectacular as many of the waterfalls we visited on our last trip. The hike to them, though, was memorable for its rugged character and many sheer dropoffs, which required extreme caution to navigate. We survived it all; even Kimberly failed to bounce on her butt, as she has been known to do on occasion in rugged terrain.

Most of the rest of the day we spent on the road. We stopped for lunch at a place called Skipper's in L'Anse, for groceries in Houghton — at the Walmartz (eek!) — and snagged another couple of caches. We planned to make chili for dinner this evening, and we thought we'd done so well by not forgetting anything at the store. We did have everything — except the ground beef, which Ms. B. remembered when we were about five minutes from our place. Around we turned and drove twenty minutes back to the village of Lake Linden, which was the closest outpost of civilization to us. Mission accomplished, we hit the road again, took up residence in the very nice B&B, cooked chili, drank wine, and watched Hocus Pocus as a prelude to the Halloween season.

Despite the occasional pokey peasant on the roadways, I found nothing displeasing about this day. Over and out, for now.
Old abandoned bridge on the way to Dead River Falls
Along the treacherous trail on the way to the falls
Standing on the precipice
Dead River Falls
The provisional Casa di Rodan along the shores of Portage Lake on Michigan's Keweenaw Peninsula
Monday, September 19, 2022

Today was a day of waterfalls, trails, and very high precipices. After a light breakfast, Ms. B. and I headed out to find a couple of noteworthy waterfalls in the area: Douglass Houghton Falls and Hungarian Falls, both a relatively short drive from our lodgings (only about twenty UP miles, which translates to about 100 nautical miles or perhaps 66 country miles). Houghton Falls was our first destination. To my surprise, when I looked at the geocaching map, I learned there was a brand new cache near the falls, as yet unclaimed. How cool is that! At the trailhead, we hiked out about half a mile, where we had to cross the creek above the waterfall — which, at 110 feet, is the highest in Michigan. Fortunately, we didn't fall in or get washed over the falls. However, once we reached the far side... holy cowz... what a view! The trail took us along a dizzying cliff, sometimes so close to a sheer drop-off of at least 150 feet or so that I was actually a little nervous — largely for Brugger's sake because, in the past, she has managed to sit down real hard in rugged terrain. Sitting down real hard here might just be the end of you.

Douglass Houghton Falls is actually located on private land, and due to people plummeting, the falls were closed to the public for a time. However, some while back, they reopened, and now that I've seen them, I'm mighty glad they did. It's all too easy to understand how someone might plummet from the summit, though.

Fortunately, not only did we avoid any hard sit-downs (or plummeting), we managed to get some of the most spectacular waterfall views I have ever seen. And, to boot, I got a first-to-find on that new cache out there. What a morning!
Ms. B. on the edge
View of Douglass Houghton Falls from the high precipice
After Houghton Falls, we made the relatively short jaunt into the village of Lake Linden, where, after some trial and error, we found a usable trailhead into Hungarian Falls, which isn't anywhere near as large as Douglass Houghton, but the falls are incredibly scenic and the trail leading to them runs along the top of a dizzying ridge through the forest. There was another cache here to grab... so I grabbed it.
Old dude standing on another precipice, this one overlooking Hungarian Falls
Ms. B. pauses on the "bridge" across the stream to get a photo of Hungarian Falls
A Brugger's-eye view of the waterfall
Old dude taking a breather in a handy little alcove above the falls
By now, Brugger and I were starving, so we drove down to the town of Houghton, which we'd passed through on our way to our lodgings. We found a lovely little spot called Chicago Beefs, where they specialize in Chicago-style Italian beef sandwiches. During my time in Chicago, those decades back, Italian beef sandwiches rated among my favorite things on Earth. Make no mistake, Chicago Beefs' are definitely good, but they lacked just a little of the zing of Chicago's best.
Smoke on the water...

From there, we wandered around town, stopped at a few shops that Brugger wanted to check out, and grabbed a handful of caches. We found a nice little restaurant/bar called The Library, where you can eat, drink, and read in a comfy, book-themed environment. Ms. B. had a Chardonnay, and I enjoyed an exceptionally good dirty martini. This hit the spot for some mid-afternoon spirits. Before heading back to our place, we stopped at Roy's Pasties & Bakery, where we snagged a couple of pasties to take home for dinner. When you're in the UP, you eat pasties. No exceptions. These were delicious.

After dinner, just as the sun was setting, we went out by the lake front to our little firepit and built a roaring fire, which we sat around for maybe an hour and a half, with a bottle of wine to keep us company (it departed partway through the fire, which we found rather rude). But what a lovely evening to be outside! Eventually, we wandered back in and watched Primal Rage, a killer Bigfoot movie that both Brugger and I find immensely entertaining.

Tomorrow, we plan to meet one of Kim's cousins for breakfast and then... another expedition into new territory, at least for us, in the UP. Till then.
A "Yooperlite™": the minerals in the rock glow under the beam of a UV flashlight. Ms B. picked up
a couple at a rock shop we visited.
They also had dinosaurs.
Darkness falls over Portage Lake
More to come....