At the end of my day of geocaching in Roanoke with
  friend Scott this past weekend ("We Don't Need No Stinking Trails!" Saturday, August 23, 2025), my total lifetime number of geocache finds stood at 15,999. At the time,
  I hadn't been paying much attention to how much the trip was adding to my
  total, so I guess it was serendipitous that it provided me an opportunity to
  choose a location to hunt my 16,000th geocache.
Mind you, from
  Martinsville, I have to travel pretty danged far to find any caches, period,
  since I've been at this for...good lard!...over eighteen years. I ended up setting
  my sights on the Roanoke area again, specifically
  Explore Park, southeast of the city. It's an extensive, forested area with numerous
  trails and, let me tell you, lots, lots of elevation changes. The park
  maps indicated that getting from one cache to another via the winding trails
  oftentimes led one far, far from one's destination before heading back to
  it.
As you might infer, my trek today involved a lot of
  bushwhacking, so let's suffice it to say that I got my numbers, I found some
  cool stuff (including a Bigfoot-themed gadget cache, although, sadly the
  gadget was no longer operational), and now I'm so blinkin' tired I'm close to
  falling over, much in the way that Droolie falls over.
Ah, but it's
  all part of being a geocacher and reaching a new milestone. I'll take it
  because if I can't hike and cache, I'll be very unhappy.
Next
  milestone...17,000, and who knows how long that will take. Just hope I live to
  see it.
The Editor Known as Mr. Deathrealm. Author of BLUE DEVIL ISLAND, THE NIGHTMARE FRONTIER, THE LEBO COVEN, DARK SHADOWS: DREAMS OF THE DARK (with Elizabeth Massie), BALAK, YOUNG BLOOD (with Mat & Myron Smith), et. al. Feed at your own risk.


 
