Showing posts with label Mill Mountain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mill Mountain. Show all posts

Saturday, August 23, 2025

We Don't Need No Stinking Trails!

Trails? We don't need no stinking trails!

Last night, friend Diefenbaker (a.k.a. Scott) came up from Asheboro so we could get an early start on a geocaching trip to Roanoke this morning. He brought bourbon. So...there was bourbon for most of the evening. We did take a bourbon break to have dinner at the nearby Third Bay Cafe, which has THE best burgers in town, if not pretty much anywhere. Then there was bourbon.
 
We got up and hit the road pretty early. Once in Roanoke, we put in 4.5 miles of rugged geocaching, mostly up and down the sides of Mill Mountain. The photo above is the "before" picture. By the end of it, I didn't have the strength left to hold up my phone and snap an "after" picture (partly because I'd used my already failing arm and hand muscles to feed myself a delicious brisket sandwich at Mission BBQ). 

Hey, the shortest distance between two points, and all that. Trails. Ha!

(Maybe we should have taken the trails.)

Late addendum: I just realized that, after today's outing, I am one cache shy of my 16,000th find. Wowz.
L: A bona fide Bigfoot track! R: A friendly box turtle spotted along our trek
A nice view of Roanoke in the distance

L: A new bike trail under construction—looks challenging; R: Cripes, we're only halfway there!
A nice stream flowing through Fishburn Park

Sunday, February 2, 2025

Signs of the Sasquatch and Others

This past couple of weeks have been stressful for both Ms. B. and me, sometimes in the extreme, with daily salvos of sheer lunacy from that fucking orange shitgibbon in the oval office. I've tried to find a good balance between staying informed and retreating to recharge my mental health. I'm pretty much picking my battles and avoiding the dreaded "doomscroll," as they say. But it's clear that we are in for unprecedented hard times, and, quite frankly, I'm not sure the country as a whole is capable of weathering it. Without question, many of us will suffer great (and such goddamn needless) hardship. On top of that, we've had a couple of expensive household breakdowns that aren't improving my spirits.

I'm focusing as much as possible on my fiction writing while also writing my senators and congressmen. We'll be taking a Caribbean trip fairly soon, which we reserved about a year ago, so I hope that will help with the recharging (though if we'd had any inkling at the time our income would be less and our expenses more, I think we would have changed our plans). Last night friend Scott (a.k.a. Diefenbaker) came up from Asheboro, NC, and spent the night so we could make a geocaching trip to Roanoke today. Scott hadn't found a couple of my nearby caches, so we hoofed it out to them, and he made the finds without help from me (meaning that, even though he's older than the hills, his geocaching eyes are still pretty good). Once back home, I made a killer batch of spicy Thai beef. And while we sampled several bourbons from the bar downstairs, we watched an eclectic assortment of music videos on YouTube, all of which elevated our spirits.
The No-Dead-Weight Irregulars at the famous
Mill Mountain Star

This morning, we headed out fairly early, drove to Roanoke, and met friend Natalie (a.k.a. Fishdownthestairs), thus completing our traditional trio, known to some as the No-Dead-Weight Irregulars. We spent most of the day at Mill Mountain, navigating its numerous trails on the hunt for geocaches of various types, including traditional, virtual, and Adventure Lab. Mill Mountain is best known for the almost 90-foot Roanoke Star at its summit, which is visible for many miles around, particularly when it is illuminated at night.

We put in about five miles on the mountain, with terrain that ranged from medium difficulty to downright rugged. Sadly, we bombed out on our very first hunt, as the cache appeared to be missing; however, for the rest of the day, we managed to claim all our targets. My favorite was a Bigfoot-themed cache called "Signs of the Sasquatch" (GC76KTA), although we never laid eyes on Bigfoot himself (even though, against the sign's admonition, we oftentimes left the marked trails).

When I was a wee lad, my parents took me to the Mill Mountain Zoo (although I have little memory of it), and when I was a student at Ferrum College, not too far from Roanoke, some friends and I drove to the top of the mountain and smoked pot in some secluded corner; but since then, I had never gone back. I didn't even know the zoo still existed, and we saw nothing of it today, not that zoos hold any particular allure for me.

After we had hiked ourselves out, we drove back down the mountain and found a late lunch at a nice little tavern called Fork in the Alley, where I went to town on their Inferno Burger and fries, accompanied by a Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager, all of which hit the spot so hard it about gave me bruises.

We snagged a couple of caches near the restaurant, and then set sail for Martinsville (though I very kindly dropped Natalie off at her vehicle rather than at some random spot a long way away, which Scott and I thought might be entertaining, at least until she killed us dead). Brugger had spent a long weekend in Hillsborough at one of her regular artsy-craftsy retreats, and she arrived home not long before we did.

So, I reckon we're as recharged as we're gonna be for a while. And this week, it's back into the trenches. Gird your loins.
View of Roanoke from the observation deck at the Mill Mountain Star
A massive rock formation high up on the mountain (yes, there is a cache hidden in there, which we found)
Big honking bikes!
Inferno Burger at Fork in the Alley