For me, one helluva grand adventure in Providence, Rhode Island, began
on Thursday, August 15 and ran — technically — through Sunday, August 18. The
trip home extended my personal adventure a full extra day, and not in a
desirable way. Still, this particular snafu hardly impacted the incredible
adventure of
NecronomiCon Providence, 2024.
Thursday, August 15I had originally intended to leave for Providence on Friday morning,
which meant I'd arrive too late to attend a couple of the panels I'd hoped to
be on. However, as it turned out, circumstances allowed me to leave a day
earlier, which proved perfect for the panel schedule. Predawn on Thursday
morning, I mounted up and set out for Providence by way of
Piedmont Triad International Airport in Greensboro, with a connection
in Philadelphia. A few years back, I had sworn off flying
American Airlines due to their abysmal customer service, but for this
trip, American was the only airline whose flight schedule accommodated mine.
I'm happy to say that, on the outbound trip, things could not have gone more
smoothly. Smack on schedule, with no complications along the way, my aircraft
landed at
Rhode Island T.F. Green International Airport. By the time I
reached baggage claim, my checked suitcase was waiting for me on the carousel.
After a relatively quick Uber ride, I checked in at the
Omni Providence Hotel, one of the two main venues for the con.
There was a geocache at
the convention center adjacent to the hotel so — first things first — I walked
over and found it. Hooray! A new state to add to my caching stats.
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Home away from home: the Omni Providence Hotel
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Once registered at the con, I headed straight for the dealer's room,
where I met
Lovecraft eZine
proprietor
Mike Davis and man-about-town
Pete Rawlik, soon to be
joined by
Mike &
Bridgette Brenmark. Mike D. was kind enough
to offer space for some of my books at the eZine table, so I joined the group
working the table for various spells over the duration of the con. Almost
immediately, I ran into
Kristi Petersen Schoonover, the editor of
34Orchard
magazine and
the anthology
Wicked Sick, both of which feature my work. Somewhere in here, I also ran into authors
Matthew Bartlett,
Mike Burke, the mysterious
Johnny Canine,
Kristin Dearborn,
Scott Goudsward,
Michelle Renee Lane,
John Langan,
Errick Nunnally,
Paul Tremblay, and many other folks whose paths have crossed mine,
either virtually or in person. No one inflicted grievous harm upon me, which I
always interpret as a good sign.
Mid-afternoon, I set out on a
medium-length walk around downtown Providence, where I found a single physical
cache and completed the virtual stages of a nearby Adventure Lab. Every day of
this trip, I far exceeded my daily mileage goal (at last four miles) on foot,
I can tell you!
At 5:00 p.m., the opening ceremonies commenced at
the nearby
First Baptist Church in America, which
H.P. Lovecraft himself admired for its history and
architecture. Here, I met eZine regulars
Matt Carpenter and
Alan Hughes and plagued them with my existence. A lovely parade of
Great Old Ones, Deep Ones, and other Unspeakable Things commenced, accompanied
by unearthly organ music from above. During the proceedings, the sky opened up
to dump torrents on the land, which made for a wet return to the hotel.
Happily, none of us melted, drowned, or otherwise demised.
Come
dinnertime, our Lovecraftian contingent headed to
Reiner's Bar & Game Room at the
Graduate Hotel
(formerly
The Biltmore) a short couple of blocks down from the Omni.
Damned good food and drink, and we made arrangements for a big honking party
of 20 on the following night for the
Lovecraft eZine Patreon
subscribers. In fact, I'm going to give this particular Patreon a
well-deserved plug here, as Mike provides incredible amounts of content and
goes way above and beyond when it comes to giving subscribers their money's
worth. I've been on board this train for a couple of years, and as a regular
panelist on the eZine's Sunday night podcast, I can tell you that if you are
in any way a fan of the Lovecraftian/cosmic horror
oeuvre, there's no better value out there.
Several of us
hung out at the bar until it was time to pack it in.
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Lovecraftian horrors! Old dude, Lovecraft eZine proprietor Mike Davis,
Pete Rawlik, Mike & Bridgette Brenmark
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Old dude and Kristi Petersen Schoonover
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A taste of Providence — on the way to the opening ceremonies at the
First Baptist Church in America
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Those Baptists... what a wacky bunch!
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Friday, August 16The day's first panel of interest was
Joe Pulver: The bEast Among Us, at 9:30 a.m. Joe and I were good
friends for many years, having shared numerous literary, social, and
anti-social adventures in the middle 2000s, usually at the home of
author/editor
Robert M. Price, in Selma, NC. Later, he became a regular
on the Lovecraft eZine podcast, where he took great delight in disparaging my
name and my character, for which I will always adore him. I hadn't signed up
to be on the panel because, at the time, it didn't look like time would permit
it. Little did I know then that I'd end up modifying my schedule
significantly.
C'est la vie. Anyhoo, on the panel, we had
authors
Chad Anctil,
Jon Black,
Michael Cisco,
Pete Rawlik, and
Jeffrey Thomas. It was a decent discussion
about Joe and his work, and at the end, I was able to share an anecdote or two
of no small amusement. I trust he is looking out from Carcosa over the Lake of
Hali and scowling appropriately.
I here had the pleasure of
finally...
finally... meeting Jeff Thomas in person. Back in the 1980s
and 90s, I published some of his work in
Deathrealm, and we've been virtual friends ever since. A while back, we chatted
face-to-face on a Zoom interview, but until now, I'd never been able to shake
him by the hand, rip off his arm, and batter him about the face and head. What
a fuckin' treat this was!
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Joe Pulver: The bEast Among Us panel: (L–R)
Jeffrey Thomas, Michael Cisco,
Peter Rawlik,
Jon Black, Chad Anctil
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Afterward, I was a panelist at
Small Press of the 1970s/1980s, along with
Paul DiFilippo,
Tim Lonegan,
Darrell Schweitzer, and
Alan Tromp. We had a
good turnout and a good discussion, with Alan providing an excellent slide
show of numerous magazine covers from the period in question, including quite
a few from
Deathrealm.
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Kristi Petersen Schoonover hanging with a bunch
of Providence
locals
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I had a lunch date with Kristi Petersen Schoonover and her husband
Nathan, and since their time was of the essence, we headed to the nearby
Caffé Nero for a coffee and a quick bite.
From there, I
headed back to the dealer's room to work the table for a while. Mid-afternoon,
I took a break to hoof it around several relatively nearby locations in
Providence to hunt caches. I had much success (and a wee bit of unsuccess).
And again, back to the dealer's room. Happily, I sold a fair number of books
(though, sadly, those funds — and a hell of a lot more — quickly evaporated
thanks to the Sunday–Monday travel debacle).
The evening's plan was
the eZine Patreon dinner at
Reiner's, where 19 sinister folks gathered
at a big honking table and made merry with much food and drink. Afterward,
Pete Rawlik was hosting Lovecraftian trivia at the nearby
Trinity Brewhouse, so Johnny Canine, Alan Hughes, and Kevin Joiner proceeded to the venue to
heckle him. This we did, and we consumed some entertaining spirits, including
one to which I took an unexpected shine — a Jamaican-themed brew called
"Jamaican Me Crazy," a tropical stout with flavors of coconut, orange, and
coffee. Not what I might ordinarily consider my speed, but damn if I didn't
enjoy it.
Then, rather than retire, I took a very light-night
stroll into Providence's dimmer corners to hunt a geocache. Fortunately, I
found it readily, and I didn't die. When I later described my adventure to
some native Providencials, they made no bones about the fact that I am a
lunatic. Hey, I'm a happy a lunatic. And after this night, one geocache
richer.
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Old dude and New England horror author Scott Goudsward
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Mike Davis and John Langan muddling their way through
the Dutch copy of John's novel, The Fisherman
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Geocaching by night. L: The Hasbro Building; R: The Omni Providence
Hotel... again
Saturday, August 17:
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Early morning Providence
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Once again, I was up early, so I guzzled some coffee and hit the streets
to hunt a couple of nearby EarthCaches — geocaches for which you answer
questions about geology at specific landmarks rather than hunt a physical
container. Having successfully completed this endeavor, I headed back to the
con to work the dealer table for a while. Then I had a lunch date at nearby
110 Grill
with podcaster
Penny Dreadful and author/editor
Kat Kerestman —
who presented me with contributor copies of her latest collaboration with
S.T. Joshi,
Shunned Houses, which features my story "
The House at Black Tooth Pond." (The book's
official release date is October 2; the hardcover and Kindle editions are now
available for preorder, and the trade paperback will be available on the
release date.) I had met Kat at AuthorCon this past year, and it was a delight
to finally meet Penny Dreadful face to face, as I have been on her
Dark Shadows podcast,
Terror at Collinwood, a few times over the years.
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Kat Kerestman, Penny Dreadful, and ye old dude at 110 Grill, with books
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I spent the afternoon working the dealer's room until 5:00 p.m.,
when I was on the
W.H. Pugmire: Queen of the Sesqua Valley panel, a
tribute to longtime friend, author, poet,
Deathrealm contributor, and more, Wilum H. Pugmire. Moderated by
Nicole Cushing, the other panelists included
Thomas Broadbent,
Pete Rawlik, and
Jeffrey Thomas. As you might imagine, this one,
much like the Pulver panel, was bittersweet. Everyone presented their unique
insights about and memories of Wilum, whose life and works touched all of us
deeply. To wrap it up, I read
Jessica Amanda Salmonson's poem, "Wilum,"
from
Deathrealm #1, which was a tribute to him circa 1986, and
all the more apt all these years later. Of all the panels I've been on over
the years, this one probably hit me deepest in the emotions department.
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The W.H. Pugmire: Queen of the Sesqua Valley panel:
Nicole Cushing, Peter Rawlik, Thomas Broadbent, the
old dude, Jeffrey Thomas
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Sort of out of the blue, the eZine gang had decided we should all go to see
Alien: Romulus, which was playing at the iMax cinema in the big indoor shopping mall
adjacent to the hotel. So, immediately following the panel, I hauled ass to
the cinema, bought popcorn and a beer for dinner, and settled in to watch the
film. If you want to read my capsule commentary, you can see it on Facebook
here. It might not be as glowing as some reviews I've seen.
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Waterfire photo by Timothy Burrall
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A number of folks had suggested we go down to the river to see
Waterfire, a regular summer event for which over eighty braziers in the rivers that
flow through downtown Providence — the Woonasquatucket, the Moshassuck, and
the Providence Rivers — are set alight to create a spectacular "sculpture,"
created by artist Barnaby Evans. I was quite keen on this idea, but the movie
had run long enough that logistical issues for meeting the others proved
prohibitive. I thought about going down to one of the nearby parks on my own,
but I kept getting texts from certain eZine personnel proclaiming that they
were thirsty. So, for a final-night-of-the-con eZine gang fling, I joined the
thirsty bunch and headed back to
Trinity Brewhouse for a few more
rounds, plus some much-needed food, since the popcorn had long since worn off.
Afterward, I considered going on another lengthy geocache trek, but fatigue
was beginning to set in, so I opted to head toward the sack.
Probably
a good thing because I went out like a light.
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Waterfire photo by Thomas Paine
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Trinity Brewhouse final fling: the old man, Peter Rawlik,
Alan Hughes, Bridget Brenmark, Mike Brenmark,
Johnny Canine, Kevin Joiner
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Snazzy, wot?!
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I rose early for a nice walk after a final downtown Providence cache, and then
I hauled myself to the dealer's room for a while. By the last day, crowds had
thinned a bit, and I don't believe any of us sold much. Once again for lunch,
I met Kristi and Nathan Schoonover at 110 Grill, where I discovered
that they make damned good bloody marys. Here, at long last, I ran into author
Nick Kaufman, who'd been posting photos from the con all weekend, but
until this moment, I'd seen no proof of life. Always nice to see Nick.
The dealer's room closed at 4:00 p.m., so I hung out until then with the
last stragglers. My flight out was supposed to leave at 8:30-ish, so I had
plenty of time to kill. I caught an Uber out to PVD, checked my bag, and then
went walking again to hunt a nearby cache outside the airport. It rained a
little in Providence, but there were reports of major storms to the south of
us, and I learned that numerous flights had been delayed or canceled.
I
killed time by putting in a lot of mileage
à pied and checking out the
various drinking/dining establishments. To my surprise, I ran into artist
Nick Gucker, whom I'd not seen at the con, so it was nice to chat with
him for a bit. He'd illustrated a couple of my stories for early issues of
The Lovecraft eZine. I amused myself (sort of) by observing the shit going on around me
(examples
here). Come time to board, there was no plane at the gate, and on the
arrival/departure schedule well over half the listed flights were delayed or
canceled. Our plane never showed up, and around 10:30 p.m., it was officially
canceled.
The soonest I could get another flight to Greensboro
would be at 4:35 the following afternoon, which American booked for me. But
this meant having to collect my checked bag and finding a hotel — the cost of
which the airline would
not reimburse since weather issues are an "act
of God." I knew there was a
Hampton Inn & Suites
nearby because I'd seen it while I was geocaching earlier in the day. It was
the closest walkable lodging, and I wasn't about to pay for transportation to
get there. Thankfully, it wasn't raining — much, anyway; I did get sprinkled
on. The place was way the fuck overpriced and no great shakes, but at least it
was reasonably comfortable. Any port in a storm, eh?
Monday, August 19Hey! There are caches nearby! So, I got up early, had a quick
(thankfully complimentary) breakfast, and set out walking. Picked up two
caches, which at least gave me a smile. I had to be out of the hotel by 11:00
a.m., which meant another lengthy spell hanging around PVD. By now, I'm
getting really tired of looking at the place. Again, I hoofed it over to the
terminal, checked my bag, and found some lunch. Then I walked back and forth a
lot. Again. Drank damned bloody marys. Again. So, I decide to console myself
by considering all the good things about the moment. The airport has air
conditioning. There is food and drink (albeit ridiculously expensive). Bombs
are not falling around me. The likelihood of suddenly finding myself a refugee
seems very slim. So, all things considered, I reckon life is pretty good.
But
the plane is late. Here we go. Again. My biggest worry now is that Kim has
already left for Michigan, so the cats only have enough food to last for the
evening. Fortunately, I'm able to ascertain that friend Samaire can step in
for cat maintenance if necessary. Finally, over an hour late, the plane lands,
and we eventually get to board. It takes a while, but finally, we're off the
ground and on our way to PHL.
Fortunately, my layover at PHL was
long enough that I still had about an hour wait. We boarded almost on time,
but once we headed out toward the runway... we stop dead. And we sit. And we
sit. And we sit. After thirty minutes or so, the pilot tells us that because
of new, approaching weather fronts, they're waiting for approval of a new
flight plan. So we sit. And sit. And sit.
Finally, after an hour
and a half on the runway, we're airborne. It's bumpy up there, but —
thankfully — we make good time, and at just after 11:00 p.m. — about two hours
late — we touch down at GSO. Happily, my checked bag has ridden on the plane
with me and is delivered via carousel within a matter of minutes.
Then
the hour-long drive to Martinsville, which I made safely. The cats were
thrilled to see me, evidenced by their choruses of "where the hell our
foods?"
So, it was quite an adventure from start to finish, the
"finish" adventure being far less enjoyable than the rest.
At the
end of the day, I freaking loved NecronomiCon. It's held every two years, so I
hope circumstances will prove favorable for attending it in the future. There
are so many people I already know and have wanted to meet who are NecronomiCon
regulars, and this was one of those gatherings where I felt right at home with
the "gang" — the Lovecraft eZine folks. My only regret was that I didn't get
to see quite a few people whom I knew were there... somewhere. Given the size
of the con and the fact it's spread out over several locations, with lots of
concurrent programming, it's impossible to do everything and see everyone.
Which just means I've gotta go back. Hopefully, again and again.
And
there are still plenty of caches to hunt in Providence.
One of the old beech trees that marked the boundaries of our old
Kung Fu Club sparring area.
