Tuesday, March 11, 2008

StellarCon Schedule

I'll be a guest at StellarCon/DeepSouthCon at the Downtown Radisson in High Point, NC, this weekend (3/14–3/15). In case you're dead-set on avoiding me at all costs, here's my schedule.

"Zines: All the Reasons NOT To, and Why You'll Do It Anyway"
9:00–10:00 P.M.

Allen Wold's World of Writing (Writing Workshop, reservations only)
11:00 A.M.–1:00 P.M.

"The World of Kaiju"
2:00–3:00 P.M.

Signing (with Val Griswold-Ford)
4:00–5:00 P.M.

"How to Annoy Your Publisher"
5:00–6:00 P.M.

Reading ("The Jack-o'-Lantern Memoirs")
8:00–9:00 P.M.

I won't be there on Sunday, so that may be your safest bet to attend. For those unable to run away fast enough, I'll look forward to seeing you. If you're not careful, I'll devalue your books with an autograph.


David Niall Wilson said...

I can't believe Alan Wold is still doing that workshop. Is it still the same - the hook thing?

Mark Rainey said...

Far as I know, yep. I've been practicing my "That was absolutely dreadful" delivery.

David Niall Wilson said...

Yo Dog...it just isn't workin' for me tonight.

Anonymous said...

I would most certainly avoid you at all costs if you were in dangerous proximity, but because you won't be, I rejoice.

Mark Rainey said...

I'm just afraid that one day, I'm going to be caught unawares by some fellow carrying a big ol' stack of lumber. You'd think the lumber might be a dead giveaway, but knowing you, I'm sure you'd find a way around it.

Anonymous said...

You would be surprised how much you can conceal beneath a trench coat.