Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Godzilla vs. Raggedy Ape


King Kong vs. Godzilla
(Kingu Kongu Tai Gojira, 1962)

DVD Description:
Released by Universal Studios; additional material: none

Directed by Ishiro Honda (Japanese version); Thomas Montgomery (American version)

Starring Kenji Sahara, Tadao Takashima, Mie Hama, Akiko Wakabayashi, Michael Keith, Harry Holcombe

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

One of the all-time classic monster duels comes to DVD—a beautiful print presented in anamorphic widescreen. Unlike the recent Sony and Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock releases of Toho classics, which include the original Japanese versions, this Universal release offers only the American version produced by John Beck in 1963 (Universal owns the rights, which frees them from having to wrangle with Toho for licensing).

The Americanized version of King Kong vs. Godzilla is a travesty, but a fun one. The original Toho film took a clever tongue-in-cheek approach, which the American producers managed to decimate with heavy-handed editing and inserting new scenes featuring Michael Keith as a news reporter and Harry Holcombe as a scientist. To U.S. audiences, the Japanese actors come off as buffoons, whereas in the original, they're playing nudge-nudge, wink-wink with viewers—especially Ichiro Arishima as the irrepressible Mr. Tako. One of the most infuriating excisions from the original Japanese version is Akira Ifukube's alternately somber and rousing score; in its place is stock Universal library music, including the main title from The Creature From the Black Lagoon.

Fortunately, most of the monster scenes survive intact. Kong himself resembles a moth-eaten, Raggedy Ape doll, which might rightly insult fans of the original Kong, but most daikaiju aficionados accept it as part of the film's silly charm.

King Kong vs. Godzilla is half of a double-DVD release, the other half being the Toho/Rankin-Bass production King Kong Escapes. Highly recommended for its fine video presentation.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

King Kong vs. MechaniKong


King Kong Escapes
(Kingu Kongu No Gyakushu, 1967)

DVD Description:
Released by Universal Studios; additional material: None

Directed by Ishiro Honda

Starring Rhodes Reason, Akira Takarada, Linda Miller, Mie Hama, Eisei (Hideo) Amamoto

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

A Toho/Rankin-Bass co-production, King Kong Escapes offers an imaginative, engaging story, with some surprisingly good special effects, and a first-rate musical score by Akira Ifukube. This is the first and only movie to feature MechaniKong, one of Toho's most popular creations. With a few nods to the original Kong as well as the Rankin-Bass cartoon that spawned it, King Kong Escapes makes for some of the best escapist fun anyone can have at the movies.

As colorful and imaginative as it is ridiculous, King Kong Escapes is one of several films Toho co-produced with U.S. studios in the late 1960s to expand its international audience. Although the King Kong suit itself is awfully cuddly (meant to appeal to kids who enjoyed the Rankin-Bass King Kong cartoon), the big ape turns in an entertaining performance—falling head over heels for almost-actress Linda Miller, fighting the giant rubber dinosaur Gorosaurus, and wreaking havoc at the North Pole. The crowning grace of the movie, though, is MechaniKong, the simian's 60-foot metal counterpart, engineered by that international Judas, Dr. Who (played by Eisei Amamoto). Toho's special effects department went to town with King Kong Escapes; it's a beautifully photographed, very colorful movie with some highly impressive miniature work.

The American version presented here is virtually the same as the original Japanese; only a few minor differences exist between the two. This Universal DVD, though bereft of extras, offers such a beautiful widescreen print that I consider it an irresistible item. This is half of a two-fer from Universal, the other half being King Kong vs. Godzilla.

Monday, January 18, 2010

SOS! More MechaGodzilla!


Godzilla: Tokyo SOS
(Gojira Tai MekaGojira Tai Mosura: Tokyo SOS, 2003)

DVD Description
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases

Directed by Masaaki Tezuka

Starring Noboru Kaneko, Miho Yoshioka, Hiroshi Koizumi, Kumi Mizuno, Akira Nakao

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Godzilla: Tokyo SOS is a direct sequel to Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla (2002), as well as the original Mothra (1963), and features the return of “Kiryu”—the fourth incarnation of Godzilla’s mechanical counterpart. After a virtual stalemate between Godzilla and Kiryu in the previous film, Mothra appears to join in an epic battle between the monsters, and Tokyo is once again in a big heap of trouble.

Following on the heels of 2002’s Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla, Godzilla: Tokyo SOS might easily be considered the “second half” of its predecessor; both films feel incomplete in the absence of their companion pieces. Like the rest of the Millennium Godzilla series, these two entries disregard the existing Godzilla mythos (except for the original 1954 Godzilla), though the ties to the original Mothra (1963) are clear and very refreshing—especially return of the likeable Professor Chujo, played by Hiroshi Koizumi, who originally starred in the role. Sadly, Koizumi gets entirely too little screen time here, but his scenes do add a certain poignancy for those familiar with his work in the classic Showa-era Toho films. Kumi Mizuno, one of Toho’s exceptional female stars of the 60s, also reprises her role from Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla as Japan’s prime minister.

Godzilla exudes that certain charming menace that has characterized him throughout the Millennium series, and Mothra has never looked better. Exciting monster battles and high-quality special effects largely make up for substantial shortcomings in the story and characterization departments.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Godzilla #2: Gigantis, the Fire Monster


Godzilla Raids Again
(Gojira No Gyakushu, 1955)

DVD Description:
Released by Classic Media; additional material: audio commentary, poster gallery, suitmation featurette

Directed by Motoyoshi Oda

Starring Hiroshi Koizumi, Setsuko Wakayama, Minoru Chiaki, Yoshio Tsuchiya

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

The first of many sequels to the original Godzilla, this relatively obscure film suffers in comparison to its predecessor, yet still stands out as an innovative entry in the series. In 1955, Toho was just cutting its teeth in the daikaju genre, but managed to produce a film with some remarkable special effects work and atmospheric cinematography. Viewed in context, Godzilla Raids Again remains a treat for Godzilla fans.

Giant monster movie fans may remember this film its original American release title: Gigantis, the Fire Monster. The excellent Classic Media DVD release presents both the original Japanese version as well as the 1959 American release, and features an informative commentary by daikaiju authorities Steve Ryfle, Ed Godziszewski, and Stuart Galbraith IV.

Unlike the original Godzilla, which was a powerful allegory about the horrors of nuclear war, Godzilla Raids Again plays more as a standard 1950's monster-on-the-loose melodrama, and stands as the first in the cycle of monster-vs.-monster movies for which Toho is famous. However, the often-superb special effects and moody cinematography elevate this one well above most of its contemporaries. Godzilla's first foe, Angilas (who, over the course of the Godzilla series, became one of Toho's most popular daikaiju), makes a striking debut in this picture. Oh, and by the way—regardless of the spelling "Anguirus," which Toho has officially trademarked, I will never, ever, EVER refer to this monster by such a name. The original Katakana characters spell AN-GI-RA-SU, so either "Angilas" or "Angurus" work fine; but never An-GWEER-us." Ack, gack, and double yack. Anyway, if we went by Toho's Anglicized spellings, we'd be flying on "Japan Air Lens" today. I'll take a pass.

Unfortunately, the Americanization of Gigantis, supervised by Paul Schreibman, is a farce, and results in the entire production playing as unintentional camp. Flawed though it might be, the original Japanese version stands as a noteworthy entry in the Godzilla series, and is highly entertaining in its own right.


Saturday, January 16, 2010

GMK: Meanest Godzilla Ever


Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
(Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Gidora: Daikaijû Sôkôgeki, 2001)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases

Directed by Shusuke Kaneko

Starring Chiharu Nîyama, Ryudo Uzaki, Masahiro Kobayashi, Hideyo (Eisei) Amamoto

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Nearly fifty years after the first Godzilla laid waste to Tokyo, a new one rises from the sea—not merely a rampaging, radioactive prehistoric horror, but a demon animated by the souls of those killed in the Pacific during World War II. Three guardian monsters from ancient legend—Baragon, Mothra, and King Ghidorah—appear and engage Godzilla in battle, intent on saving Japan from total devastation.

This 2001 entry in the Godzilla series is easily the most "controversial" of his films; it is either panned or praised, with few taking the middle ground. Godzilla's revised origin—as the manifestation of angry human spirits—departs from his traditional science fiction roots and follows the fantasy-oriented path director Shuseke Kaneko introduced in his three Heisei-era Gamera films. While some approve of Kaneko's reworking of the Godzilla mythos, the fantasy story unfolds clumsily, and lacks the development that such a drastic new approach requires to succeed. Godzilla himself appears strikingly different than ever before, with pure white eyes to accent his villainous character. However, the flabby and rather ungainly suit often comes off as more comical than menacing. And the inclusion of an anemic-looking King Ghidorah—traditionally the most evil kaiju in the Toho universe—as one of mankind's benefactors falls on its face.

GMK features some excellent visuals as well as a unique electronic score by Kow Otani, which perfectly augments each scene. The human drama is a tad more engaging than in most of the Millennium series, so even with its shortcomings, the film manages to be entertaining.

Friday, January 15, 2010

GxM: Big Bugs From the 8th Dimension


Godzilla vs. Megaguirus
(Gojira X Megagirasu, 2000)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases

Directed by Masaaki Tezuka

Starring Misato Tanaka, Shosuke Tanihara, Masatô Ibu, Yuriko Hoshi, Toshiyuki Nagashima

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Godzilla vs. Megaguirus presents a true "alternate universe" Godzilla, in which Japan's social, economic, and technological development has been shaped by the threat of the monster. The capital of Japan is not Tokyo but Osaka, nuclear power has been outlawed, and the perfection of plasma energy is the new frontier of science. In hopes of destroying Godzilla, scientists create a weapon that produces a miniature black hole, but its use brings unforeseen consequences—an extra-dimensional horror called Megaguirus.

With a suit design similar to the one used in Godzilla 2000, Godzilla has never looked more reptilian and outright dangerous. Director Masaaki Tezuka has produced a well-paced, energetic monster flick that is reminiscent of the most enjoyable Showa-era Godzilla movies, its unlikely premise presented intriguingly enough to make it palatable. Composer Michiru Oshima, with the first of her three Godzilla scores, proves herself a worthy successor to maestro Akira Ifukube, whose distinctive musical scores have become synonymous with Godzilla. Adding to the fun is the appearance of actress Yuriko Hoshi, who appeared in Mothra vs. Godzilla and Ghidrah, the Three-Headed Monster in the 60s. All in all, Godzilla vs. Megaguirus comes across as the best, most entertaining entry in the Millennium Godzilla series.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

GxMG: And Another One...?


Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla
(Gojira X MekaGojira, 2002)

DVD Description
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases

Directed by Masaaki Tezuka

Starring Yumiko Shaku, Shin Takuma, Kana Onodera, Akira Nakao, Kumi Mizuno

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Like the rest of the Millennium Godzilla series, Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla offers a new origin for the "current" Godzilla, ignoring everything in the series except the original 1954 film. Godzilla appears less impressive than in the previous, very enjoyable Masaaki Tezuka outing, Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, the suit being overly bulky with a disproportionately small head. The new MechaGodzilla ("Kiryu"), however, appears both impressive and believable—at least in context.

After nearly 50 years, Godzilla reappears in Japan…though a visually exciting opening relates that, during these years, other monsters (including Mothra from the 1963 film of the same name and Gaila from War of the Gargantuas) have raided the nation. To fend off the King of the Monsters, scientists create a powerful mechanical beast known as Kiryu (Sacred Dragon)—built over the skeleton of the original Godzilla (killed by the oxygen destroyer in the original 1954 film) and controlled by computers powered by Godzilla DNA. During its first battle with Godzilla, Kiryu's DNA reacts to the new monster's presence, and MechaGodzilla goes berserk.

Eventually regaining control, the defense force once again pits Kiryu against Godzilla, and the two engage in a ferocious battle. Kiryu is piloted by a brave young woman named Akane Yashiro (wonderfully played by Yumiko Shaku), who has been emotionally devastated by the loss of her CO to Godzilla during its first raid. An agreeable human drama augments the exciting battles, although the ending is abrupt and rather flat, leaving one feeling ultimately unfulfilled.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

A Kinder, Gentler MechaGodzilla


Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II
(Gojira Tai MekaGojira, 1993)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for other Sony releases

Directed by Takao Okawara

Starring Masahiro Takashima, Ryoko Sano, Megumi Odaka, Yusuke Kawazu, Kenji Sahara, Akira Nakao

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

"MechaGodzilla II" is no relation of Godzilla's mechanical doppelganger from 1974's Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla and its 1975 sequel, Terror of MechaGodzilla. The original was a destructive tool designed by space aliens intent on conquering Earth, while this one is the brainchild of G-Force, the agency charged with protecting human civilization from Godzilla. The Sony DVD offers a good widescreen print, with a choice of English dubbing or original Japanese language with subtitles.

After 1992's rather lame Godzilla vs. Mothra, Toho rebounded with a new incarnation of MechaGodzilla, this time conceived as humanity's best weapon against Godzilla, manufactured with the aid of future technology (left over from 1991's Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah). Though the design of the artificial daikaiju isn't as impressive as either the original or the Millennium series' version (known as Kiryu), its confrontations with Godzilla are often masterfully staged. A new version of Rodan, the flying monster, makes an appearance here, though its design and execution are both somewhat lackluster.

Godzilla has a new offspring, realized with considerably more success than in 1967's Son of Godzilla. Despite some inevitable parallels to Gorgo, the scenes with the baby Godzilla add a somewhat surprising measure of pathos to the story, as does the well-timed inclusion of some insight to Godzilla's nature.

With a decent cast, excellent special effects, a better-than-average plot, and a top-notch musical score, Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II stands out as one of the most impressive entries in the Heisei (1989-1995) Godzilla series.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Bionic or Cosmic?


Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla
(Gojira Tai MekaGojira, 1974)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for other Sony releases

Directed by Jun Fukuda

Starring Masaaki Daimon, Kazuya Aoyama, Akihiko Hirata, Hiroshi Koizumi, Reiko Tajima

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

The first of Godzilla's romps with his mechanized counterpart, the original Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla centers on—surprise!—space aliens bent on conquering the earth. These fellows look as if they stepped out of an amateur Planet of the Apes costume contest, but MechaGodzilla himself is one of Toho's most impressive beasties. The Sony DVD features a beautiful widescreen presentation, with a choice of English dubbing or the original Japanese soundtrack with subtitles.

This Toho monsterfest originally came to town in 1977 courtesy of Cinema Shares International under the title Godzilla vs. the Bionic Monster, but Universal objected to the use of the term "bionic," which they coined for their The Six-Million Dollar Man TV series, so Cinema Shares changed the title to Godzilla vs. the Cosmic Monster. Sony has wisely released the movie under its original production title.

While the story mimics some of Toho's most enjoyable daikaiju outings, such as Monster Zero and Destroy All Monsters, the production suffers from the budget constraints typical of that lean period for the studio, and director Jun Fukuda and special effects director Teruyoshi Nakano frequently opt to amuse rather than impress. The Godzilla, Angilas, and King Seesar suits are inferior (the latter resembling a mythological Asian lion on a bad hair day), so MechaGodzilla stands out as the only noteworthy member of the kaiju cast. The appearances of veteran actors Akihiko Hirata and Hiroshi Koizumi lend some weight to the people scenes. With its frenetic battles and amazing pyrotechnics, Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla at least provides some colorful bang for the buck.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Hedorah, the Smog Monster!


Godzilla vs. Hedorah
(Gojira Tai Hedora, 1971)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases

Directed by Yoshimitu Banno

Starring Hiroyuki Kawase, Toshio Shibaki, Akira Yamauchi

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

A gigantic, tadpole-like creature appears in polluted Japanese coastal waters, and Dr. Yano, a biologist, ventures underwater to investigate the horror. His encounter with the monster proves nearly fatal, for the creature burns him with an emission of concentrated sulfuric acid. Soon, Hedorah, as the thing is called, metamorphoses into a gigantic amphibian that consumes the very pollution emitted by Japanese factories. Godzilla arrives and engages the monster in battle, but is unable to destroy this creature composed of living sludge. Undergoing even further transformation, Hedorah takes to the air, spraying deadly sulfuric acid in its wake. Godzilla and the military quickly find themselves in a violent, all-out battle to prevent the total destruction of Japan.

Frequently ranking as one of the most bizarre motion pictures ever made, Godzilla vs. Hedorah (a.k.a. Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster) is an anomaly in the series, its story unapologetically “socially relevant,” its style nothing less than experimental. Moments of exceptionally brutal violence are interspersed with bizarre humor, cartoon animation, and psychedelic hallucination sequences. Plus there’s Godzilla.

The anti-pollution message in Godzilla vs. Hedorah comes across like a flashing neon sign, but the smog monster itself is one of Toho’s most fascinating creations. Despite its undeniable air of silliness, the movie features a grimmer, darker tone than in any since the original 1954 Godzilla. Like the rest of the Sony Godzilla 50th Anniversary releases, the DVD offers a beautiful, widescreen print of the original Japanese version with the option of English subtitles or English dubbing—the original Toho-licensed Hong Kong dub, which is definitely not a treat.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Godzilla on Monster Island


Godzilla vs. Gigan
(Gojira Tai Gaigan, 1972)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases

Directed by Jun Fukuda

Starring Zan Fujita, Yuriko Hishimi, Hiroshi Ishikawa, Toshiaki Nishizawa, Minoru Takashima, Tomoko Umeda

Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars

A cartoonist and his friends discover that a Godzilla-related theme park is actually a front for space aliens bent on world domination. When the cartoonist plays an audio tape stolen from the aliens, Godzilla and Angilas, on Monster Island, detect it and set out to discover the source. Meanwhile, the aliens summon King Ghidorah and a new monster, Gigan, from outer space to wreak havoc on Earth. Godzilla and Angilas are soon pitted in a grand, occasionally bloody battle with the two space monsters.

After the experimental Godzilla vs. Hedorah, Toho returned to the more familiar theme of space aliens invading Earth with Godzilla vs. Gigan (a.k.a. Godzilla on Monster Island). The result, however, is a mish-mosh of stock footage, canned Akira Ifukube music, and juvenile monster antics that fall far short of the fantastic daikaiju romps of the 1960s. If not for a few shining moments of monsters destroying civilization, the lackluster cast and foolish script would make this a totally forgettable entry in the Godzilla series.

Despite featuring one of Godzilla's coolest-looking foes, the movie carries silliness to its utmost extreme, the monster battles largely being pale imitations of those in such classics as Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster; Monster Zero; and Destroy All Monsters. Extensive use of stock footage ruins any number of the sequences, and many of the new special effects scenes fall laughably below the standard set by the series' earlier entries. Still, the high-quality, widescreen DVD presentation greatly enhances the cheesy fun factor, and the movie can be recommended for the sheer amount of monster action.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

GODZILLA 2000: Get Ready to Crumble!


Godzilla 2000
(Gojira Ni-Sen Mireniamu, 1999)

DVD Description:
Released by Sony Pictures; additional material: trailers for upcoming Sony DVD releases, audio commentary

Directed by Takeo Okawara

Starring Takehiro Murata, Hiroshi Abe, Naomi Nishida, Mayu Suzuki

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

After the universally panned Tristar Godzilla (1998), Toho decided to correct some of Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin’s mistakes. They only partially succeeded. Godzilla 2000 returns Godzilla to his rightful place as a rampaging, powerful, radiation-scarred daikaiju, rather than an oversized, cowardly iguana, but—unfortunately—it also features long stretches of uninspired people scenes and a monstrous opponent that fails to impress.

Originally, Sony proclaimed that the 50-year anniversary release of Godzilla 2000 would feature the film’s original Japanese version. However, the 2004 DVD contains only the American release produced by Mike Schlesinger (the same as the original 2001 Sony DVD release). To some, the U.S. version is actually an improvement, since it trims the original running time by 12 minutes, only a fraction of which includes monster scenes. However, the English dialogue comes off as distinctly more tongue-in-cheek than the original Japanese, mostly to the film’s detriment.

Regardless, Godzilla 2000 is an entertaining film that stands head and shoulders above the 1998 Tristar farce. Toho presents a fearsome Godzilla, much more in keeping with his traditional, malevolent image. The plot, slow as it is, offers an interesting look at Godzilla’s regenerative powers, and the special effects are often exceptional. However, Godzilla’s opponent, Orga, is much more interesting in concept than execution, and the long stretches of movie that prompt one to ask “where’s the monster?” weaken what might otherwise be a Toho classic.

Friday, January 8, 2010

No, Not Dog. Jellyfish. From Outer Space.


Dogora, the Space Monster
(Uchu Kaiju Dogora, 1964)

DVD Description:
Released by Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock; additional material: trailer, still gallery

Directed by Ishiro Honda

Starring: Yosuke Natsuke, Robert Dunham, Yoko Fujiyama, Akiko Kobayashi, Hiroshi Koizumi, Seizaburo Kawazu

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

With their first-class DVD releases of Varan, The Unbelievable; Matango; and The Mysterians, Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock showed folks on the wrong side of the water just how it ought to be done. Essentially repackaged versions of the Toho Region 2 DVDs, the aforementioned releases have included all the original extra features as well as a choice of English subtitles or dubbing (except for Varan, which offers subtitles only). The newest Tokyo Shock release, Dogora (a.k.a. Space Monster Dogora, a.k.a. Dagora, The Space Monster) comes to us without the benefit of a Region 2 release to work from, and the difference between this package and the others is quickly evident. It features no commentary tracks, featurettes, or other noteworthy extras typical of Toho's domestic DVD releases. Though it does provide a still gallery and original theatrical trailer (sans subtitles, alas), compared to the previous products, Dogora seems somewhat bare bones.

Know what? I don't care very much. I've yet to peruse all the extras on the other DVDs anyway (though I eventually will, to be sure). I pick up these DVDs for the movies themselves, and while I love having the extra goodies, by no stretch do they make or break the package's value for me. In the case of Dogora, the near-pristine print, wide-screen presentation, and choice of subtitles or dubbing makes this release another clear winner. A few reddish marks appear on the print during the opening titles of the film, but otherwise, the visual presentation appears flawless. As is generally the case, the Japanese audio track is much higher quality than the English one, with deep, full-bodied sound even in mono; the English audio track is recorded at a much lower volume and sounds very tinny. On the positive side, the dubbed soundtrack is the same one used in the original 1964 American International release and is of reasonably high quality—unlike the redone English audio production on Tokyo Shock's DVD of The Mysterians, which is downright horrible.

In a nutshell, Dogora is about an odd life form that has developed in the upper reaches of the atmosphere and has a singular taste for materials composed of carbon. At the beginning of the film, an unknown force destroys a new satellite as it orbits the earth; soon afterward, significant quantities of diamonds begin disappearing all over the world. Naturally enough, investigators believe that human culprits are responsible, but as more and more people witness large amounts of carbon-based material, such as coal, being suddenly sucked into the atmosphere, it becomes clear that something else is doing the pilfering. (Not that this revelation sways our intrepid authorities from stubbornly staying on the trail of a notorious gang of diamond thieves.) As the space creature devours more carbon, it continually mutates—or evolves—until it becomes a gigantic, airborne, jellyfish-like creature with an insatiable appetite.

Dogora is one of Toho's most unusual daikaiju films for numerous reasons, perhaps most notably for the fact that the monster is something of a minor character. Though the "outer space cell" may be the catalyst for the story, most of the movie's running time is devoted to the antics of our fairly amusing diamond thieves and the efforts of the detectives who want to stop them. As a youngster watching this movie on TV for the first time, sometime in the late 60s, I found it all rather dull and boring and without imagination; in later years, however, I repented and began to enjoy the movie for its unique merits. The plot still seems a wee bit convoluted (but it does makes a weird kind of sense if you hold your mouth just right), and the intriguing human drama never runs out of steam. Above all else, from a dramatic standpoint, Dogora showcases the talents of American-bred actor Robert Dunham, who stars as the enigmatic (read silly) "Diamond G-Man" Mark Jackson. Though Dunham may have later shouted his way to something like fame as the emperor of Seatopia in Godzilla vs. Megalon, it's in Dogora that he really chews up the scenery and proves, once and for all, that Japanese soybeans have a nice flavor. Unlike most Caucasian actors in Toho productions, Dunham spoke excellent Japanese, which meant that his lines did not need to be dubbed for the Japanese language release. Thankfully, his dubbed voice in the English version preserves much of the humor present in the original, and if anything, the dubber's frequently exaggerated delivery makes the Mark Jackson character all the more memorable.

The cast of Dogora comprises many familiar faces from the pool of Toho regulars. Playing almost the same role he played in Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster, Yosuke Natsuki makes for a likable police detective named Komai, who first falls victim to trickster Mark Jackson, but eventually becomes an effective foil. In the course of his investigation, Komai meets an aging scientist and "young soldier"—a gag that is repeated a couple of times in the film—named Munakata, who is working to develop artificial diamonds, hence his interest in a diamond-eating space monster. Komai also takes a romantic interest in Munakata's lovely assistant Masayo, played by Yoko Fujiyama, who is, as anyone who has seen Atragon can testify, the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen outside of a dream. Masayo also happens to be the sister of satellite mission control director Kirino, played by Hiroshi Koizumi, though his part is so small as to be nearly negligible.

The diamond thieves are a fairly colorful lot, led by a Mr. Big-type villain played by Seizaburo Kawazu. Akiko Wakabayashi, familiar to western viewers from her appearances in You Only Live Twice and What's Up Tiger Lily? (not to mention King Kong vs. Godzilla and Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster), plays her rather treacherous character with cat-like charm. And eccentric as always, Eisei Amamoto (best known as Dr. Who from King Kong Escapes and the ghostly "prophet" in Godzilla - Mothra - King Ghidorah - Giant Monsters All-Out Attack), renders some comic relief as Eiji the Safecracker. While the movie provides little in the way of well-rounded characters, the cast moves with the vitality typical of Toho's early-to-mid 60s fantasy fare, and as such can't help but be entertaining.

Eiji Tsuburaya's special effects are less extensive in Dogora than in many of his prior and subsequent efforts, but the film does feature a number of highly impressive sequences. The opening outer space scenes come off fairly well, highlighted by an eerie Akira Ifukube score. Most impressive are the shots of Dogora sucking columns of coal and debris into the sky-particularly once it has developed into its gigantic jellyfish form. Swirling cyclones form above piles of coal outside the huge refineries and draw the black matter skyward, the effect being utterly convincing. Certain other effects, though, such as a truck leaving the road and being drawn into the air, are less successful.

Dogora's most dramatic appearance comes late in the film, in the sky above Kyushu. Suspended in the air just as if it were floating in water, the immense creature lowers its perfectly articulated tendrils from the clouds, and with the use of obvious but interesting cartoon animation, destroys a suspension bridge. The model bridge does not rate as one of Tsuburaya's best miniatures, but the scene is the only major interaction between Dogora and the earthly environment. Given the airborne monster's remarkably lifelike aspect, the scene stands out as one of the highlights of the film.

Because of its unique and often peculiar storyline and characters, it's easy for modern audiences to hurl stones at Dogora. However, that very peculiarity also serves to make the movie all the more endearing should one be inclined to give it an opportunity. Tokyo Shock has once again given us a chance to enjoy a Toho monster movie in its original glory, and I will hereby happily give it a (radioactively) glowing recommendation.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Atlantis Dragon


A few years back, I regularly wrote capsule reviews of daikaiju DVD releases for About Horror.com, and since that venue no longer exists, I figured I'd post some of those reviews here. I'll start it off with one of my favorites.

Atragon
(Kaitei Gunkan, 1963)

DVD Description:
Released by Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock; additional material: trailers, commentary

Directed by Ishiro Honda

Starring Tadao Takashima, Kenji Sahara, Akihiko Hirata, Jun Tazaki, Yoko Fujiyama, Hiroshi Koizumi

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Seldom seen in the West, Atragon was one of Toho’s most elaborate productions of the early 1960s. Based on Shunro Oshikawa’s 1902 novel of the same name, Shinichi Sekizawa’s screenplay offers a deeply patriotic theme, well-drawn characters, a flying super-submarine, and the inevitable daikaiju (Manda, the sea serpent). Despite some occasionally weak visuals, the film’s top-tier cast, fine direction by Ishiro Honda, and rousing score by Akira Ifukube make for an entertaining hour and a half.

The extras Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock customarily provides for its Toho releases are absent from this package—only trailers and a commentary by Koji Kujita, the film’s assistant director. Regardless, the widescreen print is excellent, with a choice of English subtitles or dubbing (though inferior to the Titra dub of the original 1963 U.S. release). Interestingly, the title Atragon was a shortening of “Atlantis Dragon”—a reference to Manda, the movie’s briefly seen daikaiju. However, the super-submarine star of the film (the Goten-Go) assumed the name Atragon, and the English dialogue erroneously refers to it as such.

The story touches on fervent Japanese nationalism, with Goten-Go commander Jinguji being a diehard patriot who refuses the nations of the world the use of his super-weapon against the undersea Mu Empire, which plans to dominate the surface. However, as you might guess, this mindset cannot prevail, and the character-centered, politically charged human drama gives way to an action-packed special-effects extravaganza. Atragon is one of Toho’s landmark features, and despite the lack of extras, this DVD is a rare gem for daikaiju addicts.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Little Spoils a Day Off Like...

...having car trouble and then having to walk a mile home from the mechanic's in the frigid wind and then going back a couple hundred dollars later and finding out that the problem isn't fixed and the car has to stay another day but at least they're doing it this time for no extra charge and tomorrow is a freaking work day. Sigh.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

A Rocking New Year

Hanging Rockin', that is. New Year's Eve, I headed to Hanging Rock State Park, NC, with several friends and rang in the New Year at one of the park's cabins. Some snow and ice remained from last week's winter storm, and it was still COLD, especially when the wind picked up, but we managed to stay warm when we were indoors. Never content with being comfortable, we spent a couple of frigid nighttime hours around the fire pit outside and turned marshmallows into delicious masses of incinerated carbon, but the wind was so cold, even the raging fire offered little heat.

For New Year's Day, we picked up our collective asses and hiked up to the top of Hanging Rock and took in some spectacular views. Was able to claim a virtual cache and a couple of other caches in the vicinity, which brings my total number of finds to 2,160.

A pleasant enough weekend; hope it bodes well for a less stressful year than the past one.

Click on the pics to enlarge them.
A view from below
A view from the top
It's a long way down.
It's COLD up here!

Friday, December 25, 2009

White Christmas

I don't think it's the very first white Christmas I've spent in Martinsville, but it's the only one in anything like recent memory. Of course, the better part of the snow came the other day, but there's still plenty out there to go around.

Fortunately, the Krismus Krud seems to have subsided, and all in all, it was an exceedingly pleasant day, with some nice gifts given and received, food aplenty, and a meaningful gathering with family and friends. While everyone else napped this afternoon, I got about 1.5K words written in the new story I'm working on. Then it was over to our friends, the Albaneses, for a couple of fun scary movies — Let the Right One In and Blackout. Oh, and more goodies to eat and drink.

And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Pyrotechnics in Outer Space


If you visit me here, you know that I loves me some Japanese SF movies, be they serious or be they cheese. I have just about every Japanese SPFX movie ever made, and once in a while, I find it necessary to go on a video binge. Yesterday, I watched Toho's 1959 opus, Battle in Outer Space, and this evening I put on the 1977 cheese-fest, The War in Space, sometimes known as "Star Wars in Japan." Sitting down to watch this was actually kind of cool because, even after all these years, I had never made it through the entire picture before. Way back when, I'd started it a time or two, but in my impatient youth, I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes without either yawning or rolling my eyes. One of these days, I'll pick up the Discotek DVD release, but it's a bit on the pricey side. I have the movie on VHS, which I recorded back when I lived in Chicago in the 80s. It came on late at night on WFLD, Channel 32, and there were only two commercial breaks, each lasting less than two minutes each. Oh, but for those days again.

The movie is more or less a rehash of every other Toho alien invasion movie ever made, and borrows very heavily from 1963's Atragon with a dash of Toei's Space Cruiser Yamato for good measure. A few of the good ol' regular Toho cast members appear here to raise a smile, such as Ryo Ikebe (Battle in Outer Space, Gorath) as the stoic-to-the-point-of-sleepwalking captain of the spaceship Gohten; Akihiko Hirata, best known for his role as the tragic Dr. Serizawa in the original Godzilla; and Goro Mutsumi, the alien leader in both Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla and Terror of MechaGodzilla, back in this one as...an alien leader, now dressed like a gladiator. For the appreciation of heterosexual males, we have the very hot Yuko Asano, who doesn't do a whole lot, but does appear in an appealing bondage scene that almost pushes the limits of a G-rating.

The direction by Jun Fukuda, who directed several of the later Showa-era Godzilla films, comes off as either breakneck or altogether stalled, which largely accounts for my past inability to sit through the movie. The hysterically bad English dubbing — typical of many 70s' Toho films — often has characters reiterating (at least once) the same lines that another character has just spoken. The real draw, though, the special effects — by Mr. Pyrotechnics himself, Teruyoshi Nakano — are a scream. High-tech the movie is not, certainly compared to Star Wars, which was made the same year; bobbing miniatures, stock footage, and sparse sets abound, yet Mr. Nakano does provide a true extravaganza in the area where he always excels: big old fiery explosions. There are lots of them, and they never fail to impress. There's something about watching actual miniatures blow up into blazing fragments that the most sophisticated CGI in the world simply can't rival.

Whereas all this cheese once stoked my ire — you know, being a serious SPFX movie fan — I find that, in my old age, they come together in a mix that is really quite fun. It'll probably be a while before I sit down to watch The War in Space again, but by God, I did it. I finally, really did it.

Damned Rodan, Teruyoshi "Mr. Pyrotechnics" Nakano, and Brett Homenick at G-Fest XI, 2004


Saturday, December 19, 2009

What Blizzard?

Lots of precipitation last night — started with snow, then some sleet, for a total of about five inches on the ground. Some predictions called for much direr conditions; I'm kind of glad it wasn't worse, though last night, it was definitely treacherous on the roads. The young'un came in from DC on the late-night train, and late is the word. Scheduled arrival was at midnight; it was closer to 4:00 AM, and thankfully, she was able to get a cab to the house from the station. It's already melting on the roads, though it will re-freeze tonight, for sure.

A little while ago, I went out to clean off the cars and go walkies for a bit, but it's nice to be able to come back inside to a warm house. Hopefully, I can get out tomorrow and maybe get some Christmas shopping done. Mark has procrastinated this year....

Friday, December 18, 2009

CATASTROPHE 1999: Isao Tomita


Back in the late 70s, I became enamored of Isao Tomita's score to the 1974 Toho film The Prophecies of Nostradamus, a.k.a. Catastrophe 1999, a film that has virtually never been seen in its entirety — anywhere, including Japan, where it was made — since its original release. Although not officially banned, Toho yanked the film from distribution because its depiction of nuclear devastation was considered "insulting" to survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. A seriously butchered, 92-minute version, titled The Last Days of Planet Earth, reached our shores in 1979, courtesy of Henry Saperstein, but that disjointed travesty bears little resemblance to the original 114-minute film. Sadly enough, I've never actually seen the original Japanese version, though it rates highly on the list of movies I'd like to view before kicking this mortal bucket. Unfortunately, from what I understand, the chances of a quality domestic release from a company such as Media Blasters/Tokyo Shock are fairly slim.

As I insinuated in the first sentence, Tomita's musical score is what brought this film to my attention to begin with, and just on a whim, I recently reacquainted myself with the original soundtrack recording. My old 33 RPM LP has been gathering dust for many years, but I do own a copy of both the VAP CD of the full soundtrack and the Victor symphonic/electronic suite that is coupled with Toshiaki Tsushima's score to Toho's 1978 SF monstrosity, The War in Space. The latter version is the same recording as the original LP, while the former features all the music cues from the film, including some alternate cuts. While the Victor album features much of the same music, it comes together as a smoother and perhaps more satisfying stand-alone experience than the other; however, it's the longer, less coherent collection of musical tracks that more fully bring home the film's depiction of an environment devolving into a polluted, radiated wasteland, until finally all is consumed in the ultimate nuclear holocaust.

While the movie might be considered a re-imagining of Toho's 1961 film, The Last War, Catastrophe 1999 is surely the bleaker and far more vivid narrative. Tomita's score is based primarily on a pair of lyrical themes, one eerie and grim — an energetic but dark orchestral composition augmented by a whistling, theramin-like synthesizer, with a theme reminiscent of an Ennio Morricone's Italian western score. The other is a melodic, romantic love theme, also driven by a whistling synthesizer. The themes depict very contrasting emotions, but are unified by a powerful undercurrent of melancholy. Both motifs are repeated frequently but with varying orchestrations and tempos.

The score is one that may be best experienced in darkness, without other distractions, as it very effectively conjures up the movie's most powerful images — some of which did survive the hopeless Americanization. Even if you haven't seen the movie in any form, if you have any appreciation for very moody, atmospheric, and eerie music — laced with a touch of 1970s style — the soundtrack is absolutely worth hunting down.


Monday, December 14, 2009

Teenpires


Based on the recommendation of more than a couple of folks, I decided to check out The Vampire Diaries. I'd seen a couple of miscellaneous episodes and thought it was all right. CW is running a week-long marathon starting tonight, so I watched the first couple of episodes. Found it right entertaining — nice production values, pretty settings, pretty young people, some of whom leak a bit of blood. There are certain comparisons to Dark Shadows, given the background and temperament of some of the characters; we have a reluctant vampire, the inevitable modern-day heroine who resembles the vampire's long-lost love (oy). The story does provide an enjoyable version of the vampire mythos, making use of some of its most traditional tenets as well as discarding others — the vampire needs an invitation to enter the victim's home, casts a reflection in mirrors, can survive in daylight (though apparently through the use of an ornate ring). And it does have the distinctive "prime-time soap opera" feel that's a bit reminiscent of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival series.

All in all, a fun little vampire show. I'll probably enjoy checking it out further. It's gotta beat most of the other crap that CW advertises....

Saturday, December 12, 2009

New DARK SHADOWS Audio Releases Announced


Big Finish has announced the next of the Dark Shadows dramatic readings, titled Final Judgment, due in January, featuring Lara Parker as Angelique and Kathryn Leigh Scott as Josette, written by D. Lynn Smith. Also upcoming in 2010 will be my newest drama, titled Dark Shadows: Blood Dance, scheduled to star David Selby and Kathryn Leigh Scott. More info here: Dark Shadows News Page.

Possible new book news on the horizon as well, involving Dark Regions Press, which released my collection, Other Gods, in 2008. Stay tuned.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

New Creative-Writing-Help.com Q & A Session

Visit www.creative-writing-help.com for a new interview with me; it's a nice little Q & A session about my own writing as well as the writing business in general. It was conducted this past week and just went up. Other interviewees include Piers Anthony, Stephen Dedman, Gorman Bechard, Marilyn Byerly, and more.

Last night, spent a very pleasant evening with the Albaneses. Had some killer pizza and chicken wings, then watched One Missed Call (the American version; no great shakes) and From Dusk Till Dawn, which is also no great shakes, but kinda fun. Enjoyed seeing it again after however many years.

Today...Christmas shopping! Woohoo, and all that.

Friday, November 27, 2009

A Beastly Feast


Over the past year or so, I've managed to lose about twenty pounds, and I'm all the better for it, though yesterday, I think I put about half of that right back on. Lots and lots of giant turkey buzzard. Hooooo! What a feast!

Conditions on the home front have been...to say the least...odd and stressful for some time now, and this was the first Thanksgiving in living memory that I haven't looked forward to with a lot of joy. Happily, this was a case of the pre-holiday anxiety far exceeding the actual event, as it proved to be relaxing and fulfilling—and not just food-wise. Got in some excellent caching yesterday morning, then gathered with the family and some friends for the afternoon feast. And having today off from work...well...that makes me happy too.

The month ahead should prove interesting, to say the least, but maybe it won't be beastly.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Bushwhackin'

Nice, nice weekend here—both entertaining and productive. Got in some good caching each day since Friday, including a couple of much-needed healthy bushwhacks in the woods. Had to explain geocaching to the local cops for about the hundredth time, which was okay since—as is typical here—the officer was very friendly and understanding. Sometimes I feel like a geocachevangelist.

In betwixt the caching adventures, I watched Planet of the Apes and Beneath the Planet of the Apes, which are a couple of my old favorites. Back when I was a wee lad, doing the pretend ape-thing and hunting humans made for some exciting times; it's nice to watch the movies and recapture some of that old excitement. I suppose I'll end up watching Escape, Conquest, and Battle too, but they're nowhere near as special as the first two.

My month of bachelorhood is drawing near its end. All in all, I've made out very well. Was very productive during this period: overhauled the house, ate well, got out and about with friends fairly frequently, got some writing done. Most of all, some of the crushing pressure that's been having such a bad effect on me subsided a bit. Here's hoping for some extended relief.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Death Is the Great Equalizer


It's almost unheard of for me to experience freaky coincidences, but last night I dreamed about actor Edward Woodward (The Equalizer, The Wicker Man, East Enders, etc.) coming to my house and sitting down to chat. I haven't heard anything about him in the news, or so much as thought about him in I don't know how long. Then I found out he died today.

I always admired Woodward as an actor. He was masterful in the original The Wicker Man, and I liked him very much in The Equalizer TV series way back when. I suppose that if he ever really had come to my house just to chat, it would have been a most remarkable and memorable experience. I feel very saddened by his passing. The whole dream thing though...like, wow.

Freaky.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Bachelor's Life

The real king of the castle
Mrs Death is away for a time, so I'm taking the opportunity to restore the house to something resembling presentable. So far, I've dumped a couple of tons of clutter; overhauled the front and back porches; made over the kitchen, bathrooms, and living room; organized all my CDs, which have fallen into shocking disarray over a period of months; dusted, vacuumed, scrubbed, and mopped; and now, every time I mess it up, I clean it up. I suspect I could live like this and almost enjoy it.

Next job is to blow the leaves out of the yard and into the neighbors'.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

How High Is the Water, Mama?


Two feet high and rising....

Once it gets up onto the porch, it's as good as in the living room. Not much farther to go, as the picture shows. Lots of flooding in the area this morning. Went to the office, passing a couple of low-lying areas that are now officially lakes, only to find that the power had been knocked out. So we turned around and came home, but the wind and water are now threatening here, as well. No sign of it stopping for the next day or so, either.

I was thinking about piling the cats up in front of the front door like sandbags, but when I mentioned it, they looked at me askance, so for now I've abandoned the idea.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Rockin' Halloween and Then Some...

Been a couple of busy, busy weeks, at home and at work, so haven't taken the time to do much blogging. Halloween highlights included a mighty fun Fall Fest at the office, at which Ms. Kim Murphy and I made a scary racket pickin' and singin', and an excellent party at the residence of friends David and Karen Lewis, where the noise from the office fest was repeated—and then some. Halloween night, got with my friends, the Albaneses, in Martinsville and had a nice evening of dinner and movies.

This past weekend, I took a ride up to Woolwine, VA, for a bit of caching. Some excellent hiking up that way—and gorgeous weather for it. Warm and sunny weather, impressive scenery. Found cache #2098....

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Caching Copper?

I oftentimes end up hunting geocaches in the evening—sometimes fairly late—and tonight was no exception. I had just found a brand new one and was making to leave the site when I found myself surrounded by three sheriff's vehicles and several officers of the law. Evidently, copper thieves have been targeting the area, and it took the longest time for me to convince them I'd been hunting for a film canister, not copper wire. In the end, all was well, of course. And although it's kind of a pain to deal with, I'm rather glad to see the cops out there keeping an eye on the neighborhood. There's a lot worse things than me out there....